Tech Jokes

Jokes•    Ten reasons you know you're living in 2009
•    1. You accidentally enter your password on the microwave.
•    2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.
•    3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of 3.
•    4. You e-mail the person who works at the desk next to you.
•   5. Your reason for not staying in touch with friends and family is that they don't have    e-mail addresses.
•    6. You pull up in your own driveway and use your cell phone to see if anyone is home.
•    7. Every commercial on television has a web site at the bottom of the screen.
•    8. Leaving the house without your cell phone, which you didn't have the first 20 or 30 (or 60) years of your life, is now a cause for panic and you turn around to go and get it.
•    9. You get up in the morning and go online before getting your coffee.
•    10. You're reading this and nodding and laughing. :) 

Ever wonder why DOS never says:
" Excellent command or filename" !

To: Management From: Systems Group
Re: Y-to-K Date Change Project Status
We are pleased to report that our staff has completed the 18 months of "Y-to-K" work, on time, and on budget.
We have gone through every line of code in every program in every system.
We have analyzed all databases, all data files, including backups and historic archives,
and completely modified dates in all software and all data to reflect your new standards, as such:
* Months: Januark,
Februark
Mak,
Julk
* Days: Sundak,
Mondak,
Tuesdak,
Wednesdak,
Thursdak,
Fridak,
Saturdak
Our team is glad to help in any way possible, although honestly, the urgency of this "Y-to-K" project has not made much sense to us, with all push to complete this before the year 2000.
Speaking of which, what do you think we ought to do next year when the two-digit year rolls over from 99 to 00?
That could cause some problems.
Regards,
System Group
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