Teacher Jokes

What school do you greet people in?

 Hi School ! 

Why did the teacher marry the janitor?

Because he swept her off her feet!

 Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?

She couldn't control her pupils! 

Why did the teacher write the lesson on the windows?

 He wanted the lesson to be very clear! 

What is the center of gravity?

The letter "V" !

 Why was the students report card all wet?

Because it was below C ( sea ) level. 

What is 5Q + 5Q?

10Q ..... and You're Welcome!

 Why did Johnny take a ruler to bed?

Because he wanted to see how long he slept! 

What is the Great Depression?

 when you get a bad report card Why don't you see giraffes in elementary school?

Because they're all in HIGH School! 

Who should be your best friend at school?

Your prince-pal! 

How do you spell Hard Water with 3 letters?

ICE!

 What would happen if you took the school bus home?

The police would make you bring it back!

 What's the longest piece of furniture in the school?

 The multiplication table. 

Teacher: Why were you late?

Student: Sorry, teacher, I overslept. 

 Teacher: You mean you need to sleep at home too! 

Son: I can't go to school today.

Father: Why not?

 Son: I don't feel well

Father: Where don't you feel well?

Son: In school! 

Father: How do you like going to school?

Son: The going bit is fine, as is the coming home bit too, but I'm not too keen on the time in-between!