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Funny Stories - Wash it Again

 

My mother had decided to trim the household budget wherever possible, so instead of having a dress dry-cleaned she washed it by hand. Proud of her savings, she boasted to my father, 'Just think, Ivory, we are five pounds richer because I washed this dress by hand.'

'Good', my dad quickly replied. 'Wash it again.' 

 

Fond Farewell for Father and Son

During the second Gulf War, Ben Ford was returning to active service.  As he was saying good-bye to his wife, his four-year-old son, Gerry, was holding on to his father's leg and pleading with him not to go away. 'No, Daddy, please don't go!' Gerry kept repeating.

They were beginning to make a scene when Yvonne, Ben's wife, desperate to calm her son, said, 'Let Daddy go and I'll take you to get a pizza, Gerry.'

At once, Gerry loosened his tight grip, stepped back and in a calm voice said, 'Bye, Daddy.'