"Grandmother's Childhood Memories"
A grandmother was telling her little granddaughter what her own childhood was like.
"We used to skate outside on a pond and I had a swing made from a tire, it hung from a tree in our front yard.
We rode our pony and we picked wild raspberries in the woods."
The little girl was wide-eyed, taking this all in.
At last she said, "I sure wish I'd gotten to know you sooner!"
A grandmother was telling her little granddaughter what her own childhood was like.
"We used to skate outside on a pond and I had a swing made from a tire, it hung from a tree in our front yard.
We rode our pony and we picked wild raspberries in the woods."
The little girl was wide-eyed, taking this all in.
At last she said, "I sure wish I'd gotten to know you sooner!"
"Guess What I Learned in School Today!"
A second grader came home from school and said to her grandmother, "Grandma, guess what? We learned how to make babies today."
The grandmother, more than a little surprised, tried to keep her cool.
"That's interesting." she said. "How do you make babies?"
"It's simple," replied the girl. "You just change 'y' to 'i' and add 'es'."
A second grader came home from school and said to her grandmother, "Grandma, guess what? We learned how to make babies today."
The grandmother, more than a little surprised, tried to keep her cool.
"That's interesting." she said. "How do you make babies?"
"It's simple," replied the girl. "You just change 'y' to 'i' and add 'es'."
"Like God?"
My grandson was visiting one day when he asked, "Grandma, do you know how you and God are alike?"
I mentally polished my halo and I said, "No, how are we alike?''
"You're both old," he replied.
My grandson was visiting one day when he asked, "Grandma, do you know how you and God are alike?"
I mentally polished my halo and I said, "No, how are we alike?''
"You're both old," he replied.
"Happy Birthday?"
My young grandson called the other day to wish me Happy Birthday.
He asked me how old I was, and I told him, 62.
My grandson was quiet for a moment, and then he asked, "Did you start at 1?"
My young grandson called the other day to wish me Happy Birthday.
He asked me how old I was, and I told him, 62.
My grandson was quiet for a moment, and then he asked, "Did you start at 1?"
"A Logical Explanation?"
Little Gordie, age 4, came home covered in mud from head to toe.
"Gordie! Look at you!" his mother exclaimed.
"Tell me Gordie, how do little boys get so dirty?"
Gordie thought a moment and then replied, "I guess it's 'cause we're so close to the ground."
Little Gordie, age 4, came home covered in mud from head to toe.
"Gordie! Look at you!" his mother exclaimed.
"Tell me Gordie, how do little boys get so dirty?"
Gordie thought a moment and then replied, "I guess it's 'cause we're so close to the ground."
Mother had just finished waxing the floors when she heard her young son open the kitchen door.
She shouted "Be careful on that floor, Jimmy; it's just been waxed."
Jimmy walked right in saying:"It's OK Mom, I'm wearing my cleats."
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